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World Domination for The Holy Cat

The Divine Feline has tasked Reverend Mother to dominate the planet in the name of The Holy Cat. This is our plan to accomplish this mission. 

Step one

Our first step is to establish a physical church that will serve as our base of operations. When this is accomplished, we can begin taking in kitties for sanctuary as well as holding sermons and hopefully a cat festival and other church events. 

Step two

We're not just establishing a sanctuary for cats, we're establishing a sanctuary for cat people, too. We hope to build a wellness retreat for animal rescuers and veterinary professionals. This space will be specific for mental health and relaxation so that animal caregivers can recharge to do what they do best: save lives.  

Step three

We want to purchase old hotels, apartments, malls, any place we can turn onto transitional housing for pet owners who find themselves facing a shelter crisis. Many temporary housing shelters don't allow pets, leading many unhoused people being forced to give up their pets and companions for shelter. Pet-friendly transitional housing will help people get back on their feet without forcing them to go through further trauma of giving up their best friends. 

Step four

We're going to open our own AFFORDABLE vet clinics in the name of The Holy Cat! There's no logical reason why veterinary care should be so expensive. If a bunch of private equity companies can buy up vet clinics by the dozen, so can we!

Step five

Once we reach mega-church status (think Billy Graham, Joel Osteen) we're going to lobby for tougher animal welfare laws, required education and licensing for pet breeders, and a national database for animal abusers. Then, once Reverend Mother is elected President of The United States of America, world peace will be achieved in the name of The Holy Cat!

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